Could YOU be a compulsive masturbator?

Many of you call with compulsive masturbation issues.  You suspect you are addicted to porn or you become addicted to the powerful thrill of financial domination & tributing financial dommes via Niteflirt.  You spend lots of time alone, indoors, wanking away the hours at your computer & on the telephone.  These cases are extremely interesting to me on a psychological, sociological & even a political level.

One interesting case I am going to write about is my research subject who I’ll call “chris”.  chris has an intractable compulsive masturbation disorder.  he is completely obsessed with femdom porn and cocksucking fantasies.

chris’s case is an interesting study in how to differentiate between an actual masturbation addiction  & a healthy enjoyment of sexuality & adult media online.

Here are chris’s symptoms:

chris has an intractable obsessive / compulsive need to masturbate every waking hour of every day.

chris works from home & neglects his work in favor of surfing for femdom porn & gay porn, then calling Niteflirt and spending inordinate amounts of time compulsively masturbating his way through the day.

chris spends more money than he can really afford to and often has to rely on his wife’s income to pay basic bills.

chris’s use of porn & his use of his hands to masturbate instead of work impede his ability to earn more money as the self-employed freelancer that he is.

chris blames the state of his life on others and on events from his childhood and takes no respsonsibility for his own choices & behavior.

Here is chris’s diagnosis:

chris suffers from an extremely entrenched obsessive compulsive masturbation disorder with antisocial personality traits

chris also suffers from what popular literature would term a severe sexual addiction

chris is also a latent homosexual who has spent so much time repressing his urges to be with other men that he can no longer control thoughts & fantasies of actually acting this out

he longs to pick up random strangers and offer his mouth up for their use

chris has lost all self control & freedom of choice when it comes to surfing porn &  compulsively masturbating his day away

Here is the course of treatment I recommend for chris:

chris is in need of long term intensive inpatient treatment on a locked ward

failing that, chris needs to get into intensive outpatient counseling, meeting with a counselor at least five times a week and attending 12 step sexual addiction group meetings every night

chris needs to be physically restrained for a period of time to break him of the urge to compulsively masturbate when he feels anxious or bored

A strait jacket at first and then leather mittens will help chris with physically disciplining himself, until he is better able, through therapy, to control his actions on his own.

If outpatient treatment is to begin, it is imperative that chris obtain these physical restraints immediately and only then will I begin coaching him & helping him find a therapist in his geographical area to begin an instensive outpatient sexual addiction program.

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* Disclaimer – reading my blog is not a substitute for medical advice. chris needs to seek real therapy for his problem and so should you. My blog is not meant to diagnose or treat any illness, I simply “diagnose” and blog about my subjects purely for entertainment purposes – MY entertainment : )